Sigh, I fail

So I'm trying to find this joke that I heard on Comedy Central. I cannot for the life of me remember the name or what else he did....but there was this joke about old southerners having sex or being dirty and it went something like: I say I say I ought to bend you over miss _____ and twixt your nethers..... or something like that. It was hilarious and now I can't find it!!! And now I'm up at 4:37AM still trying to find it. Sigh.